The Man Next to Me (con’t)


We are all familiar with the a-hole acts that are dressed and disguised to not look like a-hole acts. I don’t know if these a-holes know that they are a-holes, but they are definately a-holes. Of course though we have the other end of the spectrum…dumbasses. Dumbasses have been (whether stratigic or karmaic) given control of the world. Dumbasses raise taxes, start wars, cause depressions, kill the Indians, keep the black man down, make Paris Hilton a star and (WORST OF ALL!) change the spectrums of what we know to be true. The dumbasses tell us that “mean” people are the a-holes. Then they tell us what they mean by “mean” people. If one best friend says to the other best friend, “Dude, I’m getting married this Saturday and it would mean a lot to me if you would be my BEST MAN.” If the other best friend were to respond, “Nah man. That means Friday is the rehearsal dinner and then the wedding all day Saturday. I don’t wanna waste my whole weekend. It would be best if you asked somebody else.” We are conditioned to believe that the other best friend is being “mean” and that was an a-hole move. WRONG! He was being honest. The a-hole move would’ve been to go ahead and be the BEST MAN and then secretly despise his best friend for ruining his weekend.


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